Is changing 'how we look' making us better at 'how we act'?
Will a 'new look' bring a lasting change 'for the better'?
And/or does a bloke in the main just really...'struggle to keep up'?
Well, Shane Warne has certainly given most of us a few questions to ask ourselves during his time with super-glam model Liz Hurley. What lessons can we all draw from it though?
My view? ...of the three questions above, I expect that the answer to each is probably 'true'. Given a few qualifications - 'for how long?' would be the first - as in Shane's case it seems. But I think that the first two questions have a precursor; that a strong woman will 'keep raising the bar' and thereby the significance of the third question really does come into play. Thereby 'survival of the fittest'. Sorry, Shane.
But all in all, it doesn't seem to have done Warnie any harm at all. On the recent South African cricket tour where he put in a cameo appearance with the Australian team. He appeared in high spirits and yes "still the same old Warnie" (although indeed looking a lot sharper!).
The answers for the rest of us are there to follow: Simple...
...listen up!, shape up! and hang on! ...and most of us happily do!
The Tadpole song
(Ode to Elle)
I was watching the late news
alone one night
When a tanned vision spits white light
From out of my set she pouts at me
Calling from a beach longingly
A white bikini paper thin
Came alive on soft brown skin
She sure got all the moves
She sure got all the grooves
Nothin' she got that you can't see
Everything she got does it all for me
In no time at all
A mindful stroke
And I nearly dropped my tadpoles folks!!!
But I wasn't the only one put to the test
The network bounced back to the anchor desk
To a dude in a suit look'n flustered as me
Clearly feasting on what he'd see'd
Splutterin' forth with mindless glee...
he says to the world untidily:
She sure got all the moves
She's sure got all the grooves
Nothin that she got that you can't see
...What she's got ...does it all for me...well , well...
..splutter ...choke ..."there's my career up in smoke
'cos I've just dropped my tadpoles folks"
The facts are plain for us to see
A man has his needs that he must feed
It's on our minds a lot they say
Far too much in a given day
Our thoughts turn to it every ninety seconds
A little too often I think
...don't you reckon?
Wait on a buzz is coming to me now
That ain't good
as I'm telling you how...
With too much time
These thoughts come along
Need to cut down
this very long song
To a shorter one
that would do just fine
Gotta get it down to
a minute twenty nine!!!
But 'look here girls' this is just a ruse
In fact ...amongst this lot ...there ain't much truth
We do love you true with all our parts
Even our dusty lusty old hearts
So take us home, forget the alarm
Go on muster that sultry charm
No need for makeup, pearls or beads
A simple man has simple needs
Summoning that rush begs little chance
Really It takes just a sideways glance
To fire up your man and you will see...
And go and set those tadpoles free
You've sure got all the moves
You've sure got all the grooves
Everything you got is what I see
All you got ...is all I need
You do it, you do it ...just for me
That's all folks !
Sent from my iPad - Grahame J Flynn